Blazer & Jeans: Gap Outlet (similar and similar), Top: Target, Shoes: Urban Outfitters, Scarf: Vintage (just as lovely), Watch: Michael Kors (similar).

February 6th 2012

Looking over these photos, I vow to never again wear those little yellow shoes with wide leg pants. I can’ t quite put my wing on it, but something seems quacky.

At the mall yesterday, a sweet flamboyant gentleman excitedly pointed to my scarf and exclaimed, “Oh-Mm-Gee girl, I love that scarf!” and I promptly flashed him a smile and said thank-you. He took that opportunity to note that I had teeth, and they apparently didn’t meet his mall-stand criteria for fabulous, as he then offered to show me some whitening products.

I know better than to even make eye-contact with kiosk creeps, but boyfriend was too far from his stand for me to identify him as a threat. In fact, he was practically loitering at the pearly gates of J.Crew and so I thought he was genuinely interested in my scarf and not my wallet.

At that point I did what any self respecting dental patient would do: I put my hand in his face like a crossing guard and walked a little faster to the food court.

Daggers.

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